THE PENIS CHRONICLES AND OTHER RANDOM OBSERVATIONS.

by Cheryl Van Hoorn


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Softcover
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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 9/30/2014

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 100
ISBN : 9781499018370
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 100
ISBN : 9781499018462

About the Book

‘One of the things that I remember most about my mother aside from spitting her false teeth out of the bus window while trying to jettison some gum, was her constant chatter.’ In the metronome of the daily walks my mother told me stories. She was a brilliant woman, strong, beautiful and smart. Unfortunately for her while loving the man she rebelled against the patriarchy of the society she was born into with the blame of all ills landing squarely in the lap of the not so humble penis. I spent my life trying to balance her teachings while chasing down the male race and producing two boys from the perspective I learned at her feet with often hilarious results.


About the Author

Cheryl was born and bred in Australia and grew up against the 70’s and 80’s learning her lessons in life at her mother’s heels along with a disenfranchised youth. Cheryl entered the University of Sydney to complete a diploma of applied sciences, Nursing. Upon graduation Cheryl commenced work on a kidney ward leading to some of the most gratifying work in her life and delivering to her a husband and two sons. Cheryl is now the owner/editor of Tweaking MADD and is currently completing a Bachelor of Communication with a double major in Film Studies and Creative Writing while being owned by three fractured cats and two dogs.