A look at the world and traveling through the eyes of Mad Dog. Culled from his weekly humor columns, “If It’s Such A Small World Then Why Have I Been Sitting On This Airplane For Twelve Hours?” includes fifty-three humorous, unique, and insightful glimpses into different people, places, and cultures. There are tales from a four-week car trip across the United States, including visits to the Voodoo Museum, Graceland, and Bongo Java, a coffee house with a cinnamon bun that looks like Mother Theresa. There’s the journal from his two-month stay in St-Malo, France, where he discovered why he, as an American, was getting the cold shoulder. And it wasn’t because of his bad Jerry Lewis imitation. From meeting a Russian spy in Cuba to visiting the true Funny Farm in Oregon, from being a camping weenie to eating weenies while camping, his skewed view of the world will leave you laughing and nodding in agreement. Chapters include: · An American Mad Dog In London · Slugging It Out In Oregon · Seeing The World Through A Viewfinder · It’s North, It’s White, But Is It Great? · Rules For Eating On The Road · Roughing It · Why Americans Get A Bad Rap · A Trip To The Funny Farm · A Mad Dog In Bretagne · Philadelphia Phatness · Airports: Size Does Matter · Czeching Out Prague · Aloha, Oy Vey! · Playing Tourist · From Sea To Shining Sea · It’s The Culture, Stupid · Brand New Roadside Attractions · Havana, 1995 · The Summer Of Safe Love · Home Is Where Your Passport Is · Dogestan, The Official City Of The New Millennium™ · Scenes From The Desert · Littering The Streets With Art · Bali, Hi! · It’s Only Rock ‘N Roll, N’est Pas? · A Summer Vacation Guide · Fear And Loafing Outside Of Las Vegas · The Truth About Stereotypes · Tourist Attractions Of The Future · It’s Freezing Over, Is It Hell? · Sign Here · I Left My Heart In A Casino That Looks Like San Francisco · Motto-Less In Iowa · Carless In Detroit · I Saw London, I Saw France · Inertia Is Your Enemy |