Stretch Marks
Non-expert advice for pregnant women on everything from
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Not amused by natural childbirth and healthy eating
books? Would you rather laugh than practice your
breathing techniques? Then you need a good dose of…
STRETCH MARKS
Irreverent advice on pregnancy and motherhood for the modern woman who
isn’t afraid to laugh through her tears, demand her drugs, lie to her partner,
and whip out her Pregnancy Card to get whatever she wants whenever she
wants it. Sister, you’re on a wild ride now! Will there be hemorrhoids? You
bet your ass there will be, but there will also be the cushiest chair in every
room. Heartburn? Yeah, yeah, we’ve got that too, but we have chocolate
shakes to douse the flames. What about back pain? Oh, sure, there’ll be
lots of that, but we have massage therapists to massage our aching backs
and everything else--including our breasts!!
So, revel in your guilt-free fat stomach, porn star boobs, and lustrous hair!
And hey, let’s not forget about that fabulous prize you’re going to win just
for playing!