Clueless

About the Book

HERE IS WHAT OTHER’S THINK OF THIS BOOK

“I’m not the lush he makes me out to be.” – Lou

“If anyone has seen my knee, please e-mail me at ‘grimreaper@afterlife.net. There is a reward.” – Death

“Honest. Elvis is alive and well. I’ve seen him. I don’t care what anyone thinks.” – Donnie

“Tall skinny redheads turn me on. That explains why I married a butterball brunette who is shorter than I am.” – Bobby Joe

“I can’t wait to see who plays me in the movie.” – Magistrate Margaret Snipper

“I don’t really waltz into a room. It’s more of a majestic glide.” – Jackson

About the Author

JR was born in Sewickley PA in 1957. Please feel free to write to the Chamber Of Commerce about erecting a statue in his honor. He was raised in a United States Air Force Family and enlisted in the Air Force before graduating from High School. After basic training, he went to Colorado where he was in the process of training in electronics. After grounding himself out to his circuit trainer one too many times, it was decided that he was probably better suited for something not involving electricity. He was sent to Andrews AFB where he was trained as a printer. He enjoyed his time there, however, all good things come to an end and he was dragged kicking and screaming to Bolling AFB. After a year in Hell, he cross trained into Law Enforcement and never looked back. During his career he crossed both oceans, having spent time in Saudi Arabia and South Korea before retiring in 1994. He began writing this book while still on active duty at Langley AFB, VA. He did it mainly for fun, but it soon developed a life of it’s own with the support of his friends. He is married to his fourth and final wife.