Beware the Club Girls

About the Book

The collected writings of Todd Allen, whose work has appeared in such star-crossed publications as the New York Resident and the Chicago Tribune, as he muses on such diverse topics beer, women, Bill Clinton’s re-occurring pattern of interfering with Todd’s travel plans, the foibles of Bill Gates, weddings, the joy that is Elvis and to use a toilet in India.

The Chicago Sun-Times called Todd Allen, whose which appears on such web sites as Indignant Online (http://www.indignantonline.com) and humorguy.com, “One of a new breed of Internet humorists… very funny.”

Todd’s humor has been translated into Russian by the electronic journal, @-Rus Business (http://efin.atrus.aport.ru/ ), and is rumored to have been read in at least one college classroom.

In addition to sardonic commentary, “Beware the Club Girls” also contains the satirical novelettes, “The Inter-Species Divorce” and “The Professional Girlfriends.”

About the Author

Todd Allen is the publisher of Indignant Online (www.indignantonline.com) and humorguy.com, as well as being the Chief Executive Smart-Ass of The Chicago Brain Trust (www.chicagobraintrust.com). Todd’s humorous musing have been profiled in the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times. His humor has even been translated into Russian. (It seems the Russians also drink and make fun of business meetings – what a small world.) His commentary on the Internet business and it’s practitioners has appeared in Iconocast and The May Report (where the New York Times involved him in a case of mistaken identity). He’s lectured to the Pop Culture Association on the topic of political cartoons and Association of American Publishers on web publishing. Todd once appeared on MTV, unsuccessfully attempting to explain computers to Pauly Shore. When he’s not goofing off, Todd is an Internet Consultant to respectable firms like the American Medical Association and the National Parent-Teacher Association.