My Struggle

About the Book

My Struggle is a non-fiction work by the author of Chicks Suck, The Chicks Suck Guy. The book is an extension of the popular site, offering a few more stories and many more observations that are longer than a standard article on the author's Web site.

In the book, The Chicks Suck Guy shares a few stories of being rejected by women, along with what's wrong with today's dating scene. He also shares a few of his thoughts on personal ads, dares to ask and answer the question "Are all women whores?," explains why guys cheat on their wives and girlfriends, openly talks about a few of his own sexual experiences, and ends the book with a startling revelation that is sure to surprise quite a few of his most loyal readers.

My Struggle is both funny and brutally honest. It is The Truth, and it will make open-minded females think a second time about how they treat all the men in their lives. It's also a great present to give to that bitch that just dumped you so she could get back with her abusive ex.

About the Author

August 6, 1977-The Chicks Suck Guy is born. Summer, 1982-The Chicks Suck Guy gets oral sex from two daycare classmates. They tell him it tastes like candy. 1983-1994-The Chicks Suck Guy doesn't go on one date. He never has any girlfriends. He has never been to first base. He did get a kiss on the cheek from a classmate in 1991, but it was just a friendly kiss. He wet dreams, too. 1994-1995-The Chicks Suck Guy becomes smitten with a classmate, who does not smite him back. August 1995-The Chicks Suck Guy starts college, figuring he'll have to start dating soon. 1996-The Chicks Suck Guy studies with this one girl. He masturbates for the very first time. Fall 1997-The Chicks Suck Guy performs oral sex on two women who do not return the favor. Winter 1998-The Chicks Suck Guy starts Chicks Suck, a Web site devoted to his rejection stories. August 7, 1998-The Chicks Suck Guy finally scores, thus ending a 16-year dry spell. August 8, 1998-Two cops catch The Chicks Suck Guy trying to score in his car in a church parking lot. 2002-The Chicks Suck Guy is still scoring with the same woman from 1998. God kill me.