The Hand of Providence

About the Book

(Oviedo, Florida - June, 2005) I have a few stories to tell, and I am determined that it is finally time to tell them. All the burdens of everyday life are in my rearview mirror. My professional career has been completed, my child is grown and gone, and my IRA finally contains enough zeros, hopefully, to carry me through to the end: It´s time to get on with it. But how to begin? I suppose I could take a cue from that old tennis shoe commercial and ˜just do it"; just sit down and start banging away. That´s the way guys like James Joyce and Jack Kerouac did it and look where they are today. (Well, O.K., technically they´re dead, but they´re still earning big bucks for somebody!) So, in order to tackle an enterprise of this magnitude I have devised a plan. I will take the old "go with what you know" approach. Which brings me to a second question: Just what do I know? I´ve been walking around on this old earth for some six decades now; a fact which, of itself, must count for something. In all that time I must have accumulated some knowledge, some experience, and, hopefully, a bit of wisdom. So I´ll just run with that. Which brings me to question number three: What form should my book take? Or, more specifically, in what literary genre should it be written? I have decided to take a coldly analytical approach to the question by compiling a list (Below) of some popular literary genres (Column A.) and then listing my reasons (Column B.) to write, or not to write, my book using one of the genres listed in (Column A.) Column A. Column B. Genres Pros/cons Economics Can´t get checkbook to balance Art Can´t draw a straight line Murder Mystery Never killed anybody Cookbook Always burn the toast Children´s Book Can´t remember that far back Bodice Ripper Never ripped one Travel Guide Won´t ask for directions How To Don´t know ´how to´ anything Music Tone deaf Animals Allergies Sci Fi Never been abducted Poetry Can´t rhyme As we can plainly see, the old ˜scientific method" didn´t serve me very well. Now I am back to square one, or rather, back to question number three. Since it was apparent that I don´t possess a great deal of knowledge, then it must be time to move on to the question of experience. I´ve had a bunch of that! So I will write the thing in the form of a memoir, and make it a very personal memoir to boot! It will take courage. After all, dear reader, I´ve spent a lifetime carefully crafting a persona designed, in part, to keep the world at bay. If I show my true side to the world, the side that I have always kept hidden way down at the bottom of my psychic and spiritual sock drawer, if I lay bare my very soul, you might call me a nutcase or rip me to shreds. (Oviedo, Florida - December, 2007) I have bitten the bullet and put it all out there. My hot little MS is on its way to my highly regarded and very reasonably priced P.O.D. publisher. (Snagged the half-off Christmas special deal). From my prejudiced point of view, it´s no War and Peace, but it´s not a bad read. I´ve included a few stories about my travels, talked a bit about the nature of writing, taken a brief swipe at poetry, mentioned a few things about my ‘real’ career, recounted a few painful experiences, and preached a couple of lightweight sermons. A note to parents: This book may be classified as ˜kid friendly". It contains only a couple of ˜hells" and ˜damns" here and there and only when required for dramatic emphasis. You will find no passages describing acts of lurid, explicit, or deviant sexual behavior. (I only write what I know). Please overlook the numerous errors of punctuation, spelling, and syntax. (I´m too cheap to pay extra for copyediting). And so, I offer you t

About the Author

George Monroe is a retired educator living in Central Florida. Now an aging baby-boomer, he considers his life to have been filled with opportunities both good and bad, and he freely admits to having taken advantage of both. His rather eclectic hobbies include writing, collecting recordings of old-time radio shows, and traveling to places you won’t find in the guidebooks.