1001 Ways To Call-In Sick
or Take A Day Off From Work
by
Book Details
Language :
Publication Date :
29/04/2008
Format :
Softcover
Dimensions :
6x9
Page Count :
69
ISBN :
9781425791148
Format :
Hardcover
Dimensions :
6x9
Page Count :
69
ISBN :
9781425791230
About the Book
A dynamic book filled with excuses, antidotes, jokes and great one-liners to add to your mental database! #591. Hung Loe calls work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Loe, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Loe calls again. “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”