The Best Nights Make the Worst Mornings

About the Book

Have you ever noticed how The Best Nights Make the Worst Mornings? You know the kind of nights I’m talking about? I’m talking about nights everybody can relate to. I’m talking about nights where you get totally drunk and almost fall out of a moving limousine, party on stage with a rock band, dance on a stripper pole, or end up on T.V. I’m talking about really great nights when you have sex with random girls on expensive waterbeds, pool tables, in hot tubs, or on a beach under the moonlight. Then you wake up in the morning to a world class hangover, realize you slept outside, your clothes are soaking wet with dog water, and your wife found out about your girlfriend! Or, maybe these are only things that have happened to me. Either way, I have included these and many more of my best nights and worst mornings in this highly entertaining book. Each chapter is a hilarious re-telling of true stories involving excessive drinking, outrageous sexual encounters, intimate deceptions, and other generally inappropriate behavior. If you have half as much fun reading these stories as I had living them, you’re going to love The Best Nights Make the Worst Mornings. And remember- you only live once, so party until your party’s over!

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