Don't You Wish You Could Be Me? Not!

Little Troublemaker Doggie In The Window Now housework is no ones favorite job. When you're blond, it can be much more difficult and challenging; sometimes even dangerous, especially to others. When I clean windows, I do it the old-fashioned way – glass cleaner, “elbow grease” and, at least, a full roll (or two) of paper towels. Sliding glass doors are the biggest challenge for me (blond of course). I spray and wipe, spray and wipe, and spray and wipe once again. Finally all, or at least most, of the finger and dogs' nose prints begin to disappear. Then “bang”, “Ouch!” as someone, invariably, walks right into the door. Now we know where the prints come from. It's even worse when the dog does it. Ouch! “I think I'll just use my doggy door instead.” “Thump!” Head first right into the doggy door. You guessed it. My dog Sparkie, who is a “blond in a black wig” more commonly known as “artificial intelligence” runs right into the doggie door. Oops! I forgot to open it. After several attempts along with several “thumps”, he finally gets smart. He decides to use his paw to make sure it's actually open! Better late than never! Like I said “artificial intelligence”?