Euphoria City

About the Book

IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT EUPHORIA CITY

“While I cannot tell a lie, John Nevins’ book has demonstrated that his ability to confabulate knows no bounds. If I had been able to distort the truth as well as he, I would have gotten away with cutting down that cherry tree.”

— GEORGE WASHINGTON

“Euphoria City is a Goddamn perversion of history! But I’ll admit I laughed my ass off reading it. I’d like to shake the hand of the son-of-a-bitch that wrote it!”

— GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON

“If my army had been reading copies of Euphoria City, I wouldn’t have gotten them over the Alps. You just can’t put it down.”

— HANNIBAL

“The author used me as a character in his book without asking my permission. While I’ll confess that I found Euphoria City to be a clever and humorous work, worthy of my style if not my name - he then had the audacity to ask me to write an endorsement for the book. He missed his calling. He should have been a politician or the proprietor of a house of ill fame. I apologize for the redundancy of my last remark.”

— MARK TWAIN

About the Author