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About the Book

A lighthearted collection of stories stemming from a life on Earth spanning two centuries. Residue from rubbing shoulders with luminaries and peons alike.Eulogies, essays, songs, poems, and even a very fine recipe for corn casserole stolen directly from the kitchen of our good friend, Evelyn Dick. A shamelessly self-promoting tome of epic proportions, considering my normal conveyance - a lousy two-page letter sent at Christmas time every year, without fail. PLEASE BUY THIS BOOK! We need to buy a beamer before the brother-in-law gets one.Yeah, that’s shallow, but hey, isn’t that ……………. CAPITALISM at its best!

About the Author

Born in July of 1948, Jas moved from PA to NJ to NY, back to PA, to college in KY, to the Army in NJ, to life in PA.Initially, he did drugs at Pikeville College and, after Army conscription, sporadically attended the University of Pittsburgh, snagging a 1976 B.A. in Speech &Theatre. A certified underachiever since high school, McKnight clawed through life doing grunt labor for the U.S.P.S., while producing three physically beautiful, mentally well-balanced children.Learned to play a couple dozen songs on guitar, taught himself photography, and married the angel of his dreams. Four truly wonderful grandchildren.