Caged Cheesecake

About the Book

Is there anything sweeter than a sequel? If a subsistence on culture derived solely from the creative offerings ground out by the Hollywood sausage machine has taught us anything, it’s this: you can’t beat a dead joke horse too hard, too long, or too often. And thus, the continuing exploits of America’s Trailer Dwelling Disgruntled Heroine, Eman Lluf, are revisited in this no-cusswords-barred tome guaranteed to rattle the rafters of your thalamus until you’re found helplessly fetal on the public pavement shrieking, “Please … stop!” Should you read between the lines, maybe there’s a killer love story in there somewhere, too.

About the Author

Part Norman Rockwell, part creepy guy at the end of the bar that keeps his hand crammed into the pretzel bowl way too long, Barry F. Schnell continues to be that one life affirming nourishment you’ll be surprised you’ve lived for so long without. In the flesh, he is the definition of the word, “excitement!” In book form, he transcends the universal fraught experience with all the verve of a Third World shared needle. And whether you know it or not, he fights crime telepathically on behalf of the common good.