Humor Me! - A Collection of Really Funny Stuff

About the Book

Every generation a great humor writer is born. Going far back in time, there was Sheckius the Great of Greece and Jerome Lepoopydoo of France. More recently we´ve had the delight of reading Carlos Dela Derriere y Gas of Chile, Ming Wa Ha Ha of China, and our very own Mark Twain and Dave Barry. This generation´s greatest humor writer is Paul DeMaio. Now introducing Paul DeMaio´s first humor book, "Humor Me! - A Collection of Really Funny Stuff"! Six years in the making, Paul´s newly released book is now available on virtual bookshelves throughout the world.

If you have enjoyed Paul´s columns in the past, then you´ll definitely love his book, uncut and uncensored, and even unedited! It´s actually two, yes, two books in one. The first book is a compilation of Paul´s greatest columns, chapters are on such topics as when NOT to use Call Waiting, the saga of Benny the Amazing Fetching Cat, how to risk your life sailing, bad manners when already eating with your hands, and Romeo & Juliet as you´ve never seen them before.

The second book, or "Is There Life After College?", asks the question, "Is There Life After College?" Paul starts with graduation from college and deals with the humorous side of issues that individuals face upon entering the Real World. Paul offers advice in a tongue-in-cheek manner and gives hilarious personal accounts. Topics include: what they should have taught in college, creatively padding the resume, continued use of the student ID, the "Month of No Blame" at work, and Real World dating nuances to name a few.

If you want a book to make you laugh out loud, then THIS IS IT! You will love "Humor Me! - A Collection of Really Funny Stuff".

What the World is Saying About “Humor Me! - A Collection of Really Funny Stuff”

“Reading Mr. DeMaio’s book made me forget all about having sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” - Bill Clinton

“If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Paul DeMaio doesn’t get it!” - The Washington Post

“If Dave Barry is the King of Humor, then Paul DeMaio is the Prince of Wails.” - USA Today

“Two words: Dope.” - GQ

“I’m truly proud that there is someone out there

who still appreciates writing and humor and can put

the two together as creatively as numb nuts here.”

- Jes S., Kentucky

“Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Very funny! I love it!” - Lisa F., Oregon

“If Groucho were here today he’d smell real bad.

DeMaio’s newest work smells even worse!” - The Onion

“This book is a waste of a tree.” - Greenpeace

“Please buy this book! Paul almost has enough money

saved up to move out of the house. I beg you!” - DeMaio’s Mother

“Mom! Don’t tell them that! They might believe you!” - Paul DeMaio

“Sorry, dear.” - DeMaio’s Mother

About the Author

Paul DeMaio has been writing humor since before he could write. His first memorable humor article, “As the Chigger Turns” - a satirical drama of chiggers as Smurfs in an “As the World Turns” milieu, was written in the fourth grade. While his classmates loved it, his teacher sent Paul to the school psychiatrist. Paul’s first weekly humor column came in college at the University of Virginia and was named “Humor Me!” The column title meaning both “make me laugh” and “just go along with what I’m saying if you don’t get it”. In addition, Paul wrote the script for an hour-long educational/humorous program on creating Web pages, titled “No-Brainers on Creating Web Pages” and re-released as “Learning HTML” on both VHS and DVD. Although writing humor is a hobby of Paul’s which he someday hopes will be full-time, Paul is as transportation planner living in Alexandria, Virginia. He can be reached at humorme81@aol.com.