It was a dark, stormy and clichéd night...

About the Book

My name is Esmerelda. I’m a ghost. Not just any ghost, mind you, I’m a slutty ghost. I was killed in the crossfire between Morgan Rosenberg (he’s an evil bastard, but a sexy evil bastard) and his arch-nemesis, Rorgan Mosenberg (who looks just like Morgan Rosenberg except he wears an eye patch). This is the almost-true story of my life, my death and what it was like to sleep with God (FYI, He’s a bit quick on the draw, if you know what I mean). You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you will probably become aroused. My name is Esmerelda. Welcome to my mind. Here’s what people are saying about this absurd novella: “I wish he wouldn’t use his real name on this trash.” – Morgan’s mother “He labeled me a ‘premature ejaculator’ and an ‘adulterer’, but I forgive that friggin’ A-hole.” – God “If I had another hand, I’d give this book three thumbs up!” – Gene Siskel “Um, please buy my book. In fact, buy 10 or 11 copies. Yes, that’s good. I need to eat!” – Morgan D. Rosenberg “I swear they’re real, please stop asking!” – Lindsay Lohan

About the Author

Morgan D. Rosenberg, PhD., Esq. is a patent attorney most of the time, a physicist some of the time and a novelist when he gets the time. Morgan has been a stripper, a Calvin Klein model, a drug dealer, a Club Kid®, and he was recently arrested for soliciting a prostitute. For more, check out www.morganrosenberg.com