Funny Bonz

About the Book

About the Author

Hello. My name is Brett Saltzman. I currently live and grew up on Long Island. I currently work for a major supermarket chain. If you ever need fresh deli meats or cheeses, come and see me! I enjoy playing a variety of sports and am quite quick and agile, despite my current size (I like to eat!). I also enjoy going to the movies and many aspects of popular culture. All of this comes through as you read my jokes! I wrote Funny Bonz to express my humor. I did so in a way that would be appropriate for all ages, as so much in the movies and print nowadays is inappropriate for young people. I hope you enjoy my book. It took years of accumulating the variety of jokes and was a labor of love. I’ve been telling these jokes to family and friends for a long time. Many have become instant classics. I hope they become instant classics for you as well. I’d like to thank a short list of people who have inspired me and assisted me in this effort: Jean-Pierre Caramanica, Bobby Hollweg, David Rotstein, Eric Preis, Marty Rosolinski, Darlene Pick, Roz Carimis, Beth Davidson, Bill Lescoe, and Dr. Paul Brody. Finally, I’d like to thank my family, especially my brother Phil who worked with me on nearly every detail to get me to this point. I love you bro’.