The Lizzard of Ozz

About the Book

The Lizzard of Ozz is a rollicking satire of Washington DC, the Federal Government and the Military-Industrial Complex. Think of it as The Marx Brothers go to Washington DC. Eric Blair comes back from a job interview for a job he doesn’t want, gets drunk, falls off a bar stool, knocks himself out and has a dream. Sound familiar? He trades places with the presidents’ son, meets the President and First Lady, gets chased by a gold-digger, meets the evil Secretary of Agriculture, falls in love, goes to the Pentagon, meets the evil Secretary of Defense, announces for president, goes to a hippie wedding, meets the evil Secretary of Health and Human Services, gets chased by all of them through a theater and brewery and winds up back in the Oval Office for a cat fight. He gets knocked out again and wakes up in a hospital. And there is a surprise ending. Enjoy.

About the Author

Dr. Dingleberry worked for over 30 years in the vineyards of the Washington DC Military-Industrial Complex as a technical writer. He has advanced college degrees but prefers to remain penniless so he can be attacked by midget biker chicks in sleazy strip joints. He left the DC area after accruing well over 50 parking tickets and now resides in Shmoolabe, TX. He prefers to remain anonymous so he can watch the zoo in peace.