“DEAR PENIS, MY LOVE!”

About the Book

This delightful book is for the sophisticate who loves the classics but also naughty humor. If Shakespeare were alive today, he would rush out and buy it. This is a delightfully humous work of fiction about a writer by the name of Saul Williams who is obsessed with the penis. His wife Summer is also affected with many mental problems. They are helped by Dr. E. Jack Ulation to become very creative and successful in their respective careers despite their psychological hang-ups. Williams produces all sorts of brilliant plays and short stories. And Summer writes and performs songs that become national favorites. If you like funny parodies, you will get a hoot out of this book. Why? Because Saul writes his own version of some of the most famous novels and plays and of course the penis is always showing up. Yes, Saul does take-offs on the works of William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, Alexandre Dumas Tennessee Williams and Arthur Doyle. Saul even takes on Chaucer with his own tale of pilgrims going on a sacred trip to the water tower in Ketchup City, IL. that is shaped like a ketchup bottle. Why? Because the ketchup can make your penis longer and thicker.

About the Author

Louise Webb earned a B.A. and an M.A. in English. She minored in German and Theatre. While she taught English and German for twenty years, she had a passion for creative writing. She was a columnist for the Collinsville Herald. Her column was entitled “Off Beat” and she wrote it for three years. The present creative effort is a result of her love to make fun of the so-call classics. By the way she is a loyal and brave fan of the Cubs and she knows in her heart that they win the World Series someday.