“U CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP”!

SHOCKING SEXUAL HUMOR OFFENSIVE JOKES IMPOSSIBLE MADE POSSIBLE

by Larry Malcolm


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Softcover
$31.95
Hardcover
$57.95
E-Book
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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 11/25/2021

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 326
ISBN : 9781669800507
Format : Hardcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 326
ISBN : 9781669800491
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 326
ISBN : 9781669800514

About the Book

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED! THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS U. OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING...I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO...BUT THEY GET DONE. I WANT TO EMPHASIS...DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR OFFENDED EASILY. THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR...MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR


About the Author

After publishing two books in four years...I ran into many obstacles getting this book to the publisher. My computer broke down about ten times and I decided to buy all new equipment. I bought this laptop and it was so difficult for me to adapt. My fingers kept hitting the wrong keys. I was looking up pictures by file number and was taking days to do what I have learned to do in a few minutes. It was quite an adjustment for me. Therefore...this is over a five year book. All three books have one common denominator. A theme of “Flesh versus Spirit”. I have a saying that is “It is not what U say...but how U say it”. People say the funniest things on elevators and in line at the convenient store. I believe all of us have similar situations on a daily basis but do nothing with the information. I remember all of my wives (2) asking me what I was going to do with these boxes of junk. I always said that I was going to write a movie. I decided to learn screen play and soon realized that I did not have the years or connections to actually see the movie on the big screen. So in 2012...I started writing notes for the first book that published in 2014. I started the second book as soon as I finished the first and published it in 2016. Here we are in 2021 with book III. I have 1,200 hours in it and typed 770 pages. Okay...I got a tiny bit long-winded. I am shooting for 370 pages for this book. I have been trimming it for a month. Enjoy, Larry Malcolm, Author