Get Tank Laid

About the Book

Welcome to Bullamakanka a small ‘one street’ Australian country town just south of Sydney often referred to as ‘PPP’ … Pigeon Poop Parade. Where Tank the manager and only employee of the local bowling club who is a virgin and is about to turn 40 years old. His buddies a unique bunch of characters which include a Publican, Pastry cook, Newsagent, Dairy farmer and a Veterinarian merge to conspire in typical ‘ Aussie ’ mateship style and aptitude to pool their resources and get Tank laid by fair means or foul which include forming a syndicate to purchase and race a thoroughbred. The hilarious mind boggling, ingenious plots that they concoct prove to be a ribald romp, typical of real-life in a small country town where nothing is sacred.

About the Author

Warren is an entrepreneur, artist, politician, dedicated family man and now author. Continually thinking outside the square, Warren has been in numerous mainly self-employed business enterprises. Has had an active career ranging from originally as an electrician followed by numerous businesses including printing, squash courts, aerial photography, manufacturing souvenirs, golf driving range and finally real estate. Always a keen sportsman having represented City of Sydney in basketball, played competitive tennis and squash for many years and now is a keen bowler. He is at present in his 18th year as a local councillor, having served as Deputy Mayor of Kiama Municipal Council A ‘ one red eye, one green eye’ devoted South Sydney supporter since birth. He has been claiming since 1971 that this will be the year of the mighty Rabbitohs. A regular entrant in a variety of art shows with varied success has had several contracts drawing comic strips for a couple of newspapers. Such as Bonehead and A lot of Bull He has three adult children and seven grandchildren. And now this is his second book having previously successfully published Felix . . . Memoirs of a Cat Burglar in 2013.