Hey, guys. I’m not really sure how to describe this book, but I will tell ya this. It’s a lot of fun. When I spoke with the publishing consultant—who was very friendly, by the way—she said, “Just put one of your jokes from the book in the summary so people can kinda get a sense for your style of humor.” So I got to thinkin’. Well I could do that, but why not just come up with somethin’ new? So here it is. It’s early April as I type this and just a few days ago I saw a story on the news about some forty-one-pound domestic cat. The guy doin’ the story said, “That cat is not on the Atkins diet!” So I said to myself, Wow, put that cat on the Catkins diet. My own cat, Marty, was gettin’ a little fat, so not too long ago I did just that. Put her on the Catkins diet! She was, like, I hate this! I hate bein’ on the Catkins diet! Hey, man, I really need carbs for fuel! So I was like, Now, Marty, you don’t really need carbs for fuel. You’re not an old Cougar so you’ll just have to get used to it. You’ll just have to be a fuel-injected cat for a while. But that’ll make you a new Jaguar, pretty cool, huh! She was, like, Well, if I have to be a British cat just call me Mick Jagguar. Hope you enjoy this thing, people.