Tales From Sales

About the Book

Ten years ago, I quit the drama of teaching to become a Realtor®. In the last ten years, I’ve seen chickens and goats raised inside of a home, I’ve rolled down a hill with a broken ankle, sold homes to a really bad mime and a Russian mail order bride, talked with psychic appraisers with transmitters in their ankles, had a sales partner abducted by aliens, nearly died twice, peed my pants several times, witnessed my partner crap her pants and had the ghost of Elvis Presley unzip my sleeping bag at a slumber party. Yes…I bought one of Elvis Presley’s homes! This is just a taste of the most outrageous and hilarious stories inside this book. The true stories of home sales are by far stranger than fiction! No one can make this up.

About the Author

Myka Allen-Johnson has had a lifetime full of hilarious and outrageous experiences starting with being raised as a Baptist preacher’s daughter. As a Christian, she was raised to see the beautiful side of life but also the funny side. Myka started her real estate career in new home sales and general real estate, then as the sales trainer for a Fortune 500 builder, and now as the owner of a successful real estate brokerage in Texas. She lives the fast paced life of a mom, wife and business owner but always takes time out for God and to enjoy life with a humorous view of the world that allows her to laugh… every day.